Niks

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:35:32 -0700

Human Origins

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:26 -0700

once there was a lemur

then there were apes

then there were smarter apes

then food got scarce

so they had to walk to other untouched patches of food

but oh no walking on all fours was exhausting

so they starting walking on two feet

*THUNDER*

and they all said, “LORD JESUS IT’S A FIIIRE”

cooked shit

ate what they cooked

cooked meat = protein = also easier to chew = smaller teeth = bigger brain capacity and taller stature

made useful things out of rock like hand axes and spears

we also got a lot more good looking at this point

VOI-FUCKING-LA THE EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN HUMAN

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:26 -0700

wingardiumdelarosa: lapjeskat: delilahmidnight: WHO THE FUCK...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:12:54 -0700

wingardiumdelarosa:

lapjeskat:

delilahmidnight:

WHO THE FUCK ELSE REMEMBERS CADET KELLY

THESE TWO HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY OMG IT WAS SO OBVS

gOD THIS FUCKING MOVIE

OMG THE RIBBON TWIRLING AND STUFF

ONCE A MAGGOT, ALWAYS A MAGGOT

gimmesomejimmy: fofopower: gimmesomejimmy: You can tell...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:38:09 -0700

gimmesomejimmy:

fofopower:

gimmesomejimmy:

You can tell Jimmy’s drunk when he starts making “the face.”

Hahaha so true!

GUYS I FOUND A NEW ONE.

gimmesomejimmy: Jimmy competes in a Lip-Sync Off against John...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:37:00 -0700

gimmesomejimmy:

Jimmy competes in a Lip-Sync Off against John Krasinski. (x)

you know you’ve written one too many essays when you ask why were you having a “rough...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:40:09 -0700

you know you’ve written one too many essays when you ask why were you having a “rough draft” instead of “rough day”

ashleymater: Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:24:22 -0700

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

Learn more

kari-shma: summer. (by re.mo) lumps n bumps of summer ease

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:22:37 -0700

kari-shma:

summer. (by re.mo)

lumps n bumps of summer ease

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Tue, 14 May 2013 10:05:10 -0700

9amatistas: The lotus grows in dark and muddy water but rises...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:55:13 -0700

9amatistas:

The lotus grows in dark and muddy water but rises above it to stand free.

shybat: romantically calls you dude

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:36 -0700

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

acloudyworld: Pumpcast News, Part 1 - The Tonight Show with Jay...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:57:32 -0700

acloudyworld:

Pumpcast News, Part 1 - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno by tonightshownbc

Hahaha this makes me so happy

beben-eleben: A Daddy’s Letter to His Little Girl (About Her...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:39:13 -0700

beben-eleben:

A Daddy’s Letter to His Little Girl (About Her Future Husband)

Dear Cutie-Pie,

Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was “How to keep him interested.”

It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.

And I got angry.

Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to “keep him interested.”

Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul—in that unshakeable place that isn’t rattled by rejection and loss and ego—that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)

If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.

Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn’t need to be kept interested, because he knows you are interesting:

I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.

I don’t care if he can’t play a bit of golf with me—as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.

I don’t care if he doesn’t follow his wallet—as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.

I don’t care if he is strong—as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.

I couldn’t care less how he votes—as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.

I don’t care about the color of his skin—as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.

I don’t care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion—as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.

In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:

You.

Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to “keep him interested” is to be you.

Your eternally interested guy,

Daddy

eyyjilaineeerrr: Me whenever I watch sports.

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:14:46 -0700

eyyjilaineeerrr:

Me whenever I watch sports.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 23:30:10 -0700

This song always gets me going, super dupes nostalgia for senior...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:38:26 -0700

This song always gets me going, super dupes nostalgia for senior year. No more uniform, countdown to graduation had started, prom here prom there prom everywhere, and this was the song that was playing on the radio the whole time

Bridesmaids on a Sunday night with cookie dough (had it for the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:41:11 -0700

Bridesmaids on a Sunday night with cookie dough (had it for the first time tonight!) is always a good decision.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 17:49:19 -0700

spam is short for spiced ham omg my life is complete

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:39:21 -0700

spam is short for spiced ham omg my life is complete