so much to be thankful for
(since when has it been so difficult to know that)
soka, i’m going to miss you a ton this summer
once there was a lemur
then there were apes
then there were smarter apes
then food got scarce
so they had to walk to other untouched patches of food
but oh no walking on all fours was exhausting
so they starting walking on two feet
*THUNDER*
and they all said, “LORD JESUS IT’S A FIIIRE”
cooked shit
ate what they cooked
cooked meat = protein = also easier to chew = smaller teeth = bigger brain capacity and taller stature
made useful things out of rock like hand axes and spears
we also got a lot more good looking at this point
VOI-FUCKING-LA THE EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN HUMAN
WHO THE FUCK ELSE REMEMBERS CADET KELLY
THESE TWO HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY OMG IT WAS SO OBVS
gOD THIS FUCKING MOVIEĀ
OMG THE RIBBON TWIRLING AND STUFF
ONCE A MAGGOT, ALWAYS A MAGGOT